"Unfortunately, in America, babies are not found in cola cans. I asked my mother when I was four, and she said they came from eggs laid by rabbis. If you aren’t Jewish, they’re laid by Catholic nuns. If you’re an atheist, they’re laid by dirty, lonely prostitutes."

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Max Jerry Horovitz (via travors)

You all should really watch the brilliant Australian animation film that is Mary & Max. Amazing. 

7:21 pm  •  9 January 2012  •  25 notes  •  view comments